death-by-lulz:
tastefullyoffensive:
Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.
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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr:
Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr:
But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
(Source: 4bc, via discovers)
death-by-lulz:
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
(Source: anotherlifebrotha)
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
(via ddrops-of-jupiter)
